Weirdo Wednesday: The Cubby Hole

Welcome to mall stories, these wont all be weird, but more often than not they will be.

 

Weirdo Wednesday: The Cubby Hole

 

 What happens when you mix dumbass women with an empty cubicle in the mall hallway?

Have you guessed yet? If you have guessed that they have changed clothes, stripped down to their bras and dry humped their boyfriends, you would be correct.

For a number of years straight in front of our store there was a phone booth sized cubicle. So we have been witness to more than several women changing completely from one outfit to another, and woman swapping tops and couples thinking they can be “romantic” when only one of them fit. The problem is that it’s not very deep and has no front, so anyone sitting in our store, anyone coming though the hallway right there could totally see everything going on.

Thank God since then, they have filled the empty hole in the wall with a candy machine.. It looks very nice and it has really yummy candy, *smiles*. Ironically today something has happened to the candy machine and it’s gone. Once again the space is vacant. Already today some man went in there and fixed his pants. I sure hope that vending machine comes back…and soon!

Seriously, now granted I have a store in a mall, but generally speaking, isn’t it common knowledge, that a mall has several bathrooms and changing rooms?

This one time two girls decided to swap their shirts...one didn’t have a bra...

 

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Keira Kroft

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Weirdo Wednesday: Dumbass

Welcome to mall stories, these wont all be weird, but more often than not they will be...

 Weirdo Wednesday: Dumbass

 

A teenager, none the less, but still a dumbass, ran straight through an Aldi grocery store sign at our mall, in the hallway right in front of our store. He broke it of course. They (Aldi Employee's) mickey moussed it together and put it back up. The same kid came and ran through it, the very next day.

 

It didn’t break, it popped clean out of the holder. I called security and they came, right away. But a man was there already making the boy pick the sign up and put it back together, when they arrived. It was a 6 foot sign that slid into a frame, it was a huge pain in the ass to put back together with two people, but with one, it was almost impossible.

 

Security attempted to help the teen, but the man said, "no, let him do it himself, it’s the only way that he will learn." I figured it was his dad, but it turned out that it was a police officer that had been watching him. Dumbass had been doing this in other malls, all across the state. How board do you have to be to take a running leap through a sign? And travel from mall to mall to do it?

 

If you have a "Dumbass" story I would love to hear it.

Weirdo Wednesday: The Coke Machine

Weirdo Wednesday

 

Welcome to mall stories, these won’t all be weird, but more often than not they will be.

You will hear many stories of things that happen here in the mall, either inside of our Comic book store or out.

 

The story of the Coke Machine

 

 In front of our store are two Coke machines and a candy machine, talk about a lifesaver. Thank God for those. However, sometimes people lose their money. If you have ever used a soda machine anywhere, you know that one time or another you put your dollar in the machine and nothing comes out, no diet Coke, no change...nothing.

Depending on where you are, you either shake the crap out of the machine until something comes out, even if it’s just a penny or some lint. Or simply walk away and say good bye to the $2.00 you placed in the machine. You might even kick it...but you get over it.

 

This woman last week lost her money in the Coke machine and became very angry. She did all that I mentioned, and then she called up someone and was complaining. She left and came back with some friends. They all tried to get her money out and they made phone calls, then she went to security on the other side of the mall and came back and complained on the phone to someone how security wouldn’t help her get her money back. This went on for over an hour and a half, and by the end she had 6 people with her, all complaining. Then what I heard next, I just couldn’t believe, and I thought I had seen and heard it all...

She called the police...

 

 

Hugs,

Keira Kroft

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P.S. I got ta get me one of these.